Chapter 1

Once upon a time there was a lonely and hairy nipple named John. He lived in a very quiet and lonely place all on his own (Allanahs left Breast).  He was so sick of being lonely all day everyday that one day he decided try find out if he really was alone. So the next morning he yelled out and said “is anyone out there?” but it was still silent. The fact that there was not even a sound made him sad because it meant he really was lonely. So for the next week he cried and cried and cried a wee bit more. Then one day while it was really quiet (while Allanah was asleep) he heard a very quiet voice like noise (usually tends to be a voice). Then he got all excited and replied “where are you?” but then he heard nothing. So the next morning he tried to get to the noise he heard the previous night. But then he realized he had no legs (The dumb fuck). Then he remembered something from previous years, he remembered hearing Allanah say “dear god can I please have bigger breasts?” and within days she had bigger breasts. So he decided to do the same “Dear God can you please give me legs?” then he went to sleep. The next morning he had 3 new legs 1 on the left 1 in the middle that was shorter than the others and 1 on the right. He didn’t really see the point in the middle one yet. But he didn’t mind at least he had legs he could walk on now. So off he went on his journey toward the voice, on his journey he encountered something peculiar it was like a hair type thing like the nipple hairs that are all around john. But they were all at the bottom of the hill (Cleavage, Chest Hair, ewwww) and in the distance he could see another hill (right breast). He was so excited to see another hill like the one he has lived on that it got him thinking… “What if there is another me? Or what if there is some way out of this place up there? After a long days journey he made it to the bottom of the hill. By this time he was hungry so he looked for some food. He found something he had never seen before. It was CRABS!!! Not knowing how they got there he tried to talk to them but did not get a reply. So he thought to himself that this can’t be what made the noise the other day. So he killed one to try eating it. But then all the rest of the crabs tried attacking him. It was an epic battle of nipple vs. crab but nipple came out on top. So the he tried to eat a crab. It wasn’t very pleasant but it was still edible. So he ate it then he went to sleep. The next day he carried on his journey towards the voice…….